John Landis Mason was an American tinsmith and the patentee of the metal screw-on lid for antique fruit jars commonly known as Mason jars. Many such jars were printed with the line \"Mason's Patent Nov 30th 1858\". He also invented the first screw top salt shaker in 1858.
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