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Adam Searle is an Australian barrister and Labor Party politician. He was a member of the New South Wales Legislative Council from May 2011 until March 2023. He was the Leader of the Opposition in the Legislative Council of New South Wales between April 2015 and June 2021. He was the opposition spokesman and Shadow Minister for Industry, Resources & Energy and Shadow Minister for Industrial Relations.
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Eva Viola Elisabet \"Ewa\" Olliwier was a Swedish diver, who won bronze medals in the 10m platform at the 1920 Summer Olympics and 1927 European Aquatics Championships. At the 1924 Summer Olympics, she finished fourth in the 3 metre springboard and failed to reach the final in the platform.
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After Love is an album by jazz pianist Dave Burrell, which was recorded in 1970 and released on the French America label. It was reissued on CD in 2004 by Universal France. The two songs were recorded during the \"legendary Parisian sessions of 1969–1970\". It was during this time period that such acts as the Art Ensemble of Chicago, Archie Shepp and others took up residence in Europe, specifically in Paris, France.
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