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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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