{"type":"standard","title":"Otterburn, North Yorkshire","displaytitle":"Otterburn, North Yorkshire","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1838602","titles":{"canonical":"Otterburn,_North_Yorkshire","normalized":"Otterburn, North Yorkshire","display":"Otterburn, North Yorkshire"},"pageid":8100766,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b8/Otterburn_Beck.jpg/330px-Otterburn_Beck.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Otterburn_Beck.jpg","width":640,"height":480},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288093746","tid":"285edb35-25b8-11f0-bbdc-a38140596339","timestamp":"2025-04-30T11:42:13Z","description":"Village and civil parish in North Yorkshire, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":54.01668,"lon":-2.17982},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otterburn%2C_North_Yorkshire","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otterburn%2C_North_Yorkshire?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otterburn%2C_North_Yorkshire?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Otterburn%2C_North_Yorkshire"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otterburn%2C_North_Yorkshire","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Otterburn%2C_North_Yorkshire","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otterburn%2C_North_Yorkshire?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Otterburn%2C_North_Yorkshire"}},"extract":"Otterburn is a village and civil parish in the county of North Yorkshire, England. It is at OS Grid Reference SD8857, near Airton, Calton and the A65. The village is 9 miles (14 km) north west of Skipton and 1.9 miles (3 km) east of Hellifield.","extract_html":"
Otterburn is a village and civil parish in the county of North Yorkshire, England. It is at OS Grid Reference SD8857, near Airton, Calton and the A65. The village is 9 miles (14 km) north west of Skipton and 1.9 miles (3 km) east of Hellifield.
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